


Pam and Jim arrive at the hospital while Michael parks the car in a restricted area. Pam tells him not to touch anything else. Pam realizes that she forgot her iPod and Michael sends Dwight to her house to get it. Dwight escorts them to the hospital, but is forced to pull over when he impersonates a police officer, and the police officer tries to get him out. Michael drives them to the hospital while the office follows them. Michael calls Toby an idiot when he tries to get in the elevator with Jim and Pam. Pam screams at them to let her go and starts to cry because she doesn't think she can do it, but finally learns that she needs to go and says that she waited too late, and becomes more and more worried. Pam tries to convince them that she doesn't need to and Jim, Michael, and Kevin grab her. Pam starts to not be able to talk through her contractions, which are now two minutes apart. She wants to have ultra feast with Kevin.

She still continues to refuse to go to the hospital and Pam says that if she doesn't get to the hospital, she doesn't get there. Pam starts to have even bigger contractions and her water breaks. Jim starts to cry, out of joy and Pam and him are thrilled. Pam goes to see Jim in his car and accidentally tells him that the baby is a girl. Jim thinks that Pam has gone crazy, and tries to convince the documentary crew that she is crazy and says that all the books say that they should go to the hospital at 5–7 minutes apart from each contraction. Meredith offers to bring her a shirt with holes, and Jim starts to become frazzled, which he notes, when Kevin suggests to stick spicy food up her butt, the opposite of eating spicy food. Michael decides that it is a good idea for Pam not to induce labor, by not touching the nipples. As they do this, Pam is in much more pain, and Jim tries to call the doctor, but Pam continues to refuse. Angela and Dwight decide that they want to name the child Jedediah, and Angela talks to Dwight, but Dwight doesn't seem as interested. Pam's contractions become more painful as the office tries to entertain her: Ryan reads a poem, Andy does the Evolution of Dance and Erin recites the 11 triple crown winners. Michael holds a meeting so that he can keep Pam entertained. Michael explains he is awesome at distracting people, even at an early age in school. When Michael distracts Jim, Pam wants Michael and everyone else to distract her so that she can remain calm and slow down the rate of contractions. Andy also tells Pam not to worry about baby names because his name wasn't chosen until he was six years old. Pam's contractions continue, and Jim tries to convince Pam that she needs to go to the hospital, but Pam refuses. They meet in their old "meeting" spot.ĭwight and Angela in their "meeting" place. In response to Michael's remarks, the new IT guy Nick tries to make a joke and Michael and Angela berate him.Īfter surfing the Internet for information, Kelly concludes that giving birth is a horrific experience for the mother.ĭwight goes to Angela and asks Angela to be the mother of their child. Michael takes responsibility for taking Pam to the hospital because he believes that the baby was conceived in the office, but Jim tells him that it was conceived at a Burning Man concert in a Porta-Potty. Michael notices that Pam is in labor and offers to drive her to the hospital. Kevin wants to have an "ultra feast" for him and Pam, but their plans are interrupted by Pam's contractions. Pam and Kevin eat together because they are both hungry at the same time. In a talking head interview, Dwight says he needs a baby, because he needs to get more sales and that he is lonely.Īlthough Pam's labor has begun, she and Jim try to delay checking into the hospital until after midnight because their health plan only covers two nights in the hospital. Convinced by Pam that sharing personal details with clients is an acceptable sales technique, Dwight calls a client and mentions that Mose has a goat fungus. When Pam and Jim call their clients to ask them if they need anything before they have their baby, Dwight thinks that they are abusing their situation to ring up sales.
